A Angry Elf

A Angry Elf always had with them a helmet to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the item selected.

A Angry Elf desperately searched for a melon to share. It should have been a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Angry Elf often carried a pencil sharpener to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

A Angry Elf had a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

A Angry Elf carried a rubber chicken that they would often break. This seems a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be exciting. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

A Angry Elf carried a little monkey that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey of all things.