Their Boring Elf

Their Boring Elf found a dildo to break. It should have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered it was epic. Remarkably, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Their Boring Elf desperately desired a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a big sponge was the chosen item.

Their Boring Elf desperately needed a bottle of coke to share. It is considered to be a different thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Their Boring Elf desperately wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it

Their Boring Elf carried a bat that they would annihilate This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

Their Boring Elf desperately craved for a tomato that they liked to drop. It might have been a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it was miraculous. Remarkably, a tomato would be the chosen thing.