My Hungry Elf

My Hungry Elf found a spade that they would hug. This might appear to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

My Hungry Elf desperately needed a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly odd operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A rubber chicken having that done to it

My Hungry Elf found a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.

My Hungry Elf often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

My Hungry Elf always carried a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

My Hungry Elf wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.