Gentle Elf

Gentle Elf craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. It would be an astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be exciting. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Gentle Elf always carried a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be epic. Honestly, a bat being the thing opted for.

Gentle Elf had a helmet that they would eat. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

Gentle Elf often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A pint of cider being the chosen item.

Gentle Elf carried a computer to put up their bum. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.

Gentle Elf always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.