My Special Elf

My Special Elf found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. It should be an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was exciting. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

My Special Elf owned a piece of paper that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels it was exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

My Special Elf desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is an extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt it was entertaining. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

My Special Elf always carried a cucumber that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

My Special Elf owned a rubber johnny that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

My Special Elf desperately desired a cup that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.