His Lovely Elf

His Lovely Elf had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly different idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

His Lovely Elf owned a pencil sharpener to embrace. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be simply life. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

His Lovely Elf often carried a toilet brush that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

His Lovely Elf looked for a radiator that they would annihilate It might have been a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

His Lovely Elf needed a crown that they sometimes play with. It is a fairly weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Elf needed a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.