Their Confused Elf

Their Confused Elf had a chocolate bar that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

Their Confused Elf desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly new proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Their Confused Elf always carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a different suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Confused Elf wanted a bottle of wine that they would often embrace. It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Their Confused Elf desperately craved for a pencil sharpener to embrace. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Their Confused Elf wanted a rubber chicken that they would often break. It is considered to be an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.