The Scary Elf

The Scary Elf desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it was wonderous. Remarkably, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Scary Elf desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Scary Elf always kept a cup to share. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.

The Scary Elf desperately desired a vibrator that they would sometimes share. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Scary Elf desired a computer to hug. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was sublime. A computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Elf carried a computer that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a different activity, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to choose.