The Angry Elf

The Angry Elf often carried a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Angry Elf always kept a chocolate bar that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

The Angry Elf carried a can of coke that they sometimes hug. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the item selected.

The Angry Elf often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a new thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

The Angry Elf searched for a bottle of beer to embrace. It was a fairly bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Angry Elf always had with them a bottle of coke to share. It would be a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.