Her Scary Elf

Her Scary Elf carried a hat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.

Her Scary Elf found a mug that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the chosen thing.

Her Scary Elf had a painting of a melon that they would share. It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

Her Scary Elf desperately wanted a stapler to put up their bum. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler of all things.

Her Scary Elf desperately searched for a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to select.

Her Scary Elf found a sword that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is fun. A sword being the chosen item.