A Famous Elf

A Famous Elf desperately craved for a spade that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was opted for.

A Famous Elf wanted a block of cheese that they would break. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

A Famous Elf desired a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a hat is the item to opt for.

A Famous Elf needed a magic 8 ball to drop. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

A Famous Elf always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

A Famous Elf had a set of lego that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.