Exciting Elf

Exciting Elf carried a rubber johnny to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Exciting Elf needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. This could be considered an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

Exciting Elf desperately craved for a sponge to sleep with. One might say this is an odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

Exciting Elf looked for a little monkey to cuddle. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

Exciting Elf looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Elf looked for a computer that they sometimes break. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.