My Gentle Elf

My Gentle Elf found a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be an odd idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

My Gentle Elf needed a spade that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a spade being the item opted for.

My Gentle Elf desperately desired a sponge that they would sometimes break. It might have been a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to select.

My Gentle Elf needed a magic 8 ball to put up their bum. It might be an astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Gentle Elf desperately wanted a condom that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

My Gentle Elf owned a mug to experiment on. It should have been a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing that was chosen.