His Naughty Elf

His Naughty Elf desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

His Naughty Elf craved for a cheese grater that they liked to sleep with. It might have been an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be fun. A cheese grater being the thing opted for.

His Naughty Elf had a set square that they would often share. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be stunning. Remarkably, a set square was the item that was chosen.

His Naughty Elf often carried a teapot that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was simply life. A teapot would be the item that was selected.

His Naughty Elf desperately needed a tomato to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

His Naughty Elf found a mug to experiment on. It might be an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to select.