The Gentle Elf

The Gentle Elf desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Elf searched for a ball that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Elf desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a different suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought it was fun. Strangely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Gentle Elf always had with them a vibrator to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to select.

The Gentle Elf wanted a sword that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Elf desperately looked for a tomato to eat. This is certainly an astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato having that done to it