Hungry Elf

Hungry Elf looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. A magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

Hungry Elf found a CD player to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a CD player being the item selected.

Hungry Elf needed a bottle of wine to play with. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

Hungry Elf wanted a condom that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a condom being the item selected.

Hungry Elf looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Hungry Elf carried a rubber johnny that they would play with. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.