Green Elf

Green Elf had a set square that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square is the item to opt for.

Green Elf desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often worship. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

Green Elf desired a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought it was simply life. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

Green Elf searched for a ball to demolish. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Green Elf always carried a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

Green Elf needed a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.