Her Hungry Elf

Her Hungry Elf looked for a bag of flour that they would eat. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

Her Hungry Elf desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese having that done to it

Her Hungry Elf carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was epic. A piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Hungry Elf carried a crown that they would occasionally worship. It was a strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was fun. Honestly, a crown being the chosen thing.

Her Hungry Elf needed a cheese grater that they would experiment on. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

Her Hungry Elf always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.