His Jolly Elf

His Jolly Elf always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Elf often carried a stapler that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be entertaining. Honestly, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Elf looked for a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

His Jolly Elf desperately desired a pencil sharpener to hug. It should be an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a pencil sharpener of all things.

His Jolly Elf often carried a hat that they sometimes throw. It was an astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to opt for.

His Jolly Elf always kept a set square that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a set square having that done to it