The Silly Elf

The Silly Elf wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Elf desperately looked for a stapler that they would often share. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Silly Elf always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Silly Elf desperately needed a cup that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Silly Elf needed a pencil sharpener that they would break. This could be considered an astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Silly Elf had a cucumber that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.