The Brainy Elf

The Brainy Elf always carried a big sponge that they liked to drop. It was a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a big sponge having that done to it

The Brainy Elf always carried a chocolate bar to put on his head. It should be a fairly odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Elf had a helmet that they would occasionally share. It might have been a new thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Elf looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Brainy Elf had a toilet brush that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a fairly strange proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was epic. Honestly, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Elf always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.