Beautiful Elf

Beautiful Elf owned a ball to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a ball being the thing selected.

Beautiful Elf desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Beautiful Elf desperately searched for a crown that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a crown was the chosen thing.

Beautiful Elf often carried a custard pie that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

Beautiful Elf wanted a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber johnny of all things.

Beautiful Elf always had with them a bottle of beer to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.