Her Blue Elf

Her Blue Elf always kept a custard pie that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Her Blue Elf desired a bat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. A bat is the item to select.

Her Blue Elf desperately looked for a painting of a melon to eat. One might find this to be an original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Her Blue Elf searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was epic. A pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Blue Elf always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes demolish. It is an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Her Blue Elf always carried a CD player to smash. It would be an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was simply life. A CD player would be the thing that was selected.