Her Unusual Elf

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Her Unusual Elf owned a mug that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be an astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was wonderous. A mug is the thing that was chosen.

Her Unusual Elf owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

Her Unusual Elf owned a big sponge that they liked to put on his head. This seems a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

Her Unusual Elf desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

Her Unusual Elf always carried a porno magazine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Her Unusual Elf desperately needed a stapler that they would often hug. It was an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the chosen thing.