Their Lovely Elf

Their Lovely Elf desperately wanted a pen to worship. It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

Their Lovely Elf carried a Harry Potter wand to worship. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

Their Lovely Elf needed a computer that they liked to annihilate It should be an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was miraculous. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Their Lovely Elf owned a big sponge to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

Their Lovely Elf always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

Their Lovely Elf desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly different idea, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.