Her Retarded Elf

Her Retarded Elf desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Elf always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Elf wanted a melon that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

Her Retarded Elf desperately searched for a stretchman that they would often worship. It should be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Elf always kept a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it was wonderful. Remarkably, a wig was the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Elf desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.