A Anxious Elf

A Anxious Elf found a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

A Anxious Elf wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

A Anxious Elf desperately needed a dildo that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was entertaining. A dildo would be the item chosen.

A Anxious Elf always had with them a crown that they liked to hug. It might have been an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be fun. Remarkably, a crown is the item to choose.

A Anxious Elf searched for a CD player that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

A Anxious Elf desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of cider of all things.