My Orange Elf

My Orange Elf found a little monkey that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

My Orange Elf often carried a helmet that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

My Orange Elf searched for a crown that they would worship. One might say this is a different thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

My Orange Elf needed a bottle of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

My Orange Elf needed a custard pie that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

My Orange Elf desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. It might have been an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt it was exciting. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen item.