The Nervous Elf

The Nervous Elf craved for a little monkey that they liked to eat. It is a fairly bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be amazing. Remarkably, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Elf desperately desired a spade to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to select.

The Nervous Elf always had with them a cucumber that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Elf desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often play with. It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Elf searched for a little monkey that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Elf needed a pint of cider to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.