Red Elf

Red Elf carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally throw. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

Red Elf desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would hug. This could be considered a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Red Elf carried a computer that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was amazing. A computer being the item selected.

Red Elf always had with them a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Red Elf craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would embrace. It was considered to be a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be epic. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

Red Elf desperately craved for a tomato that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the thing selected.