The Adventurous Elf

The Adventurous Elf searched for a stapler that they would sometimes smash. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a stapler being the item selected.

The Adventurous Elf found a ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a curious undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Elf desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Elf desperately searched for a bag of flour to throw. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Elf always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Elf searched for a cheese grater to throw. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.