Her Stupid Elf

Her Stupid Elf had a bottle of coke that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Elf often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Elf desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Elf always carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Elf craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Elf always carried a spade to eat. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a spade being the item opted for.