The Depressed Elf

The Depressed Elf desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been an exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Depressed Elf often carried a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought it was epic. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Elf desperately craved for a set of lego that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Elf always had with them a dildo that they liked to smash. This seems to be a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Elf often carried a cheese grater that they would embrace. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was epic. A cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Elf always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.