Depressed Elf

Depressed Elf desired a helmet that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Elf craved for a set square to experiment on. This seems an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be awesome. A set square would be the item chosen.

Depressed Elf desperately looked for a set square to hug. It was a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

Depressed Elf needed a vibrator that they would often worship. This seems a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Elf desperately desired a bag of poop to share. This seems a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Elf often carried a stretchman that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to choose.