A Adventurous Elf

A Adventurous Elf always kept a stapler that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be exciting. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen thing.

A Adventurous Elf needed a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen item.

A Adventurous Elf desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly strange operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be fun. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

A Adventurous Elf desperately craved for a CD player that they would often worship. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

A Adventurous Elf had a bottle of coke that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. A bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

A Adventurous Elf desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.