Her Hungry Elf

Her Hungry Elf always kept a cucumber that they liked to worship. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be awesome. A cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Her Hungry Elf wanted a sponge that they sometimes smash. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

Her Hungry Elf looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

Her Hungry Elf often carried a pen that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

Her Hungry Elf owned a pencil sharpener that they would often throw. This seems a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Her Hungry Elf desperately craved for a teapot that they would throw. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A teapot would be the item that was selected.