The Stupid Elf

The Stupid Elf always had with them a big sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Elf always carried a rubber chicken that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Elf craved for a big sponge that they liked to break. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Elf desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often annihilate It is considered to be an exciting thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Elf desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt it was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Stupid Elf desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.