A Bewildered Fish

A Bewildered Fish desperately craved for a dildo that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Fish had a rubber chicken that they sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

A Bewildered Fish always carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

A Bewildered Fish looked for a helmet that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Fish always had with them a little monkey that they liked to drop. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Fish, who feels it was out of this world. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Fish always carried a cucumber that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Fish, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was selected.