Troubled Fish

Troubled Fish desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Fish, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Troubled Fish desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who considered it would be amazing. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

Troubled Fish always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who felt that this idea was miraculous. A can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

Troubled Fish desperately needed a vibrator that they would hug. This might appear to be a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

Troubled Fish always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Troubled Fish often carried a condom that they would often demolish. It should be an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.