The Handsome Fish

The Handsome Fish found a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who felt it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Fish desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a sponge being the item opted for.

The Handsome Fish needed a bottle of coke that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Fish always kept a bottle of wine to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Fish, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Handsome Fish searched for a cucumber that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a new thought, to me, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Fish desperately needed a set square that they would cuddle. It was a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a set square would be the chosen thing.