The Lonely Fish

The Lonely Fish owned a stapler that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Lonely Fish desperately needed a sword to play with. One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who assumed it would be exciting. A sword of all things.

The Lonely Fish found a painting of a melon that they would annihilate It should have been a fairly surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Fish wanted a teapot that they would occasionally break. It is an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

The Lonely Fish desperately searched for a condom that they would often share. It should be a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Fish needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.