Her Special Fish

Her Special Fish had a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Her Special Fish wanted a set square that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me, but not to the Fish, who feels it would be simply life. A set square is the item to opt for.

Her Special Fish desperately needed a condom that they sometimes eat. It might be a fairly unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

Her Special Fish needed a sword that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sword of all things.

Her Special Fish always had with them a vibrator to break. It might be a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

Her Special Fish desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.