A Chinese Fish

A Chinese Fish had a wig that they would often demolish. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. A wig was the chosen item.

A Chinese Fish often carried a sack of potatoes to break. One might find this to be a curious action, to most, but not to the Fish, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

A Chinese Fish desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

A Chinese Fish craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

A Chinese Fish needed a stapler to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

A Chinese Fish needed a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It was a surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.