Her Boring Fish

Her Boring Fish desperately wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Fish always carried a cucumber that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. A cucumber being the item selected.

Her Boring Fish desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to put on his head. It is a curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

Her Boring Fish desperately wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Fish found a block of cheese that they would try to balance on their head. It was a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Fish, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

Her Boring Fish always carried a pencil sharpener that they sometimes break. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Fish, who expected that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.