My Purple Fisherman

My Purple Fisherman often carried a big sponge that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

My Purple Fisherman desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

My Purple Fisherman desperately desired a little monkey that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it would be miraculous. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

My Purple Fisherman looked for a dildo to hug. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

My Purple Fisherman desperately desired a bat that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Strangely, a bat was the chosen thing.

My Purple Fisherman desperately needed a mug that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a mug is the item that was chosen.