The Chinese Fisherman

The Chinese Fisherman had a stretchman that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Fisherman often carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Chinese Fisherman desperately searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Chinese Fisherman looked for a bottle of wine to sleep with. It is a bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

The Chinese Fisherman desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Fisherman desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.