The Jolly Fisherman

The Jolly Fisherman desperately desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it was sublime. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Fisherman always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes play with. It might have been a different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Jolly Fisherman desired a dildo that they would occasionally throw. It would be a weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Fisherman carried a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a somewhat surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to choose.

The Jolly Fisherman wanted a pen that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who thought it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen of all things.

The Jolly Fisherman had a hat to break. One might find this to be an odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a hat was the chosen item.