The Funny Fisherman

The Funny Fisherman desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Funny Fisherman wanted a pen that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the item that was opted for.

The Funny Fisherman always had with them a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it would be fun. A pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Fisherman always had with them a CD player that they liked to share. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

The Funny Fisherman desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Funny Fisherman always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes smash. It is a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.