A Famous Fisherman

A Famous Fisherman had a cheese grater that they liked to play with. It might have been an original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea is epic. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Famous Fisherman desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper to put down their trousers. It should have been a funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

A Famous Fisherman found a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

A Famous Fisherman needed a rubber johnny that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Famous Fisherman looked for a pen that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a pen of all things.

A Famous Fisherman desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.