A Crazy Fisherman

A Crazy Fisherman desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a funny action, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

A Crazy Fisherman desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be an unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Fisherman desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Fisherman desired a stapler that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Fisherman needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly strange action, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

A Crazy Fisherman desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to smash. It is a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the thing selected.